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A Professor at one of the IIM's ( INDIA )
was explaining marketing concepts to the Students:-

1           You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
             "I am very rich. Marry me!" - That's Direct Marketing

2          You're at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
             One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says:
             "He's very rich. Marry him." - That's Advertising

3          You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
             telephone number. The next day, you call and say:
             "Hi, I'm very rich. Marry me." - That's Telemarketing

4         You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and
           straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink,

           you open the door (of the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it,

           offer her ride and then say: By the way, I'm rich. Will you marry me?" –

           That's Public Relations

5         You're at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says:
           You are very rich! Can you marry ! me?" - That's Brand Recognition

6       You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
         I am very rich. Marry me!" She gives you a nice hard slap on
         your face. - That's Customer Feedback

7       You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say:
        "I am very rich. Marry me!" And she introduces you to her
         husband. - That's demand and supply gap

8       You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
         you say anything, another person come and tell her: "I'm rich. Will you
         marry me?" and she goes with him - That's competition eating into your market share

9        You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before
          you say: "I'm rich, Marry me!" your wife arrives. –

         That's restriction for entering new markets